- Jul 3, 2022
- 1 min
Surely that’s not normal.
Sunday 3rd July 2022 Last night was weird as shit. My brother had a mate over, and we all had a laugh and a game of poker. I don’t mean...
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- Jul 2, 2022
- 2 min
You guessed it, I'm pissed off again
Saturday 2nd July 2022 I should just title this book “Right, you guessed it, I’m pissed off again.” That’s all that’s going on. Here’s an...
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- Jul 1, 2022
- 2 min
I wouldn’t want a photo of a bunch of dead cows in my house.
Friday 1st July 2022 Had a nightmare last night where it was pancake day, but instead of eating pancakes, everyone was eating deodorant...
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- Jun 30, 2022
- 6 min
Thought a jogger was chasing me
Thursday 30th June 2022 Listened to a song I haven’t heard in ages. It’s the song Get Lucky. You know the one that goes “We’re up all...
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- Jun 29, 2022
- 3 min
I both figuratively and literally shat myself.
Wednesday 29th June 2022 Today’s the day I get off my arse and do something. For the first time. And probably the last time because I’m a...
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- Jun 28, 2022
- 3 min
Nope, I’m stuck indoors with Warwick Davis.
Tuesday 28th June 2022 I shit myself every time I wake up in the morning. For my birthday, my mum and dad got me a cardboard cutout of my...
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- Jun 27, 2022
- 3 min
You never wipe your dog's arse
Monday 27th June2022 Sometimes I think this diary would be more interesting if I didn’t live in England. I dunno where would be better,...
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