She stank of sweat.

A girl offered me pics of her boobs

No one likes bongos

I spent the rest of the lesson squishing the fat kid’s boob

I wrote a poem about Asian people eating mermaids

She looks like if Blackpool was a person.

I saw a girl walk into a door.

A bird shat on me when I was walking to PE

We did a pancake race. I came last.

The fat kid farted in English, it smelled like fudge.

I never got her phone number

I wrote a poem about that nonce I saw at the park yesterday.

I wrote a poem about a cross-eyed bloke I saw

I wrote a poem about a fat man who stole my cheese and onion crisps.

Thought I'd write a poem about the storm

Mum called me a retard because I was making weird noises.

There is an ugly bald man sitting in front of me. He looks like Charlie Brown.

Don’t think it was a good idea to wear a Hawaiian shirt in a storm.

Some gay kid keeps squeezing my muscles

Saw a tree that looked like it had herpes. I took a picture of it.