Mother fucker looks like Jabba the Hutt and still gets more bitches than me.

I don’t want some other bloke’s foreskin on my eyes.

Saw a cross-eyed bloke at the bus stop today

Sat on my balls in science. It really hurt.

Pushed on a pull door this morning. I want to die.

Short hairy bloke poem

All bald men come from Birmingham

Felt taller this morning

Now the idiot has mud in his bag.

Turned out it wasn't a glue stick

Fat man in his kayak

The Beginning