Monday 11th April 2022
I came up with a TV show idea. They should send an autistic atheist to the most haunted places in the world and see what happens. So, me basically, I’d be sent to haunted places. It’d be pretty interesting though. I’d watch it if it came on Netflix. I don’t know if I’d be shitting myself or not. I say I’m not scared of ghosts now, but that all goes out the window when you’re there doesn’t it. I’m not all that manly yet either; I still get scared by the Michael Jackson Thriller music video. I might have the balls to do it in a few years’ time though.
I think the ghosts would be more scared of me than I am of them. It’d be a bit like with spiders, you know how they’re more scared of us than we are of them. Or at least that’s what my mum always told me. I think the ghosts would be extra scared of me because I have autism. I’m a special breed. I’d be more scared of an autistic spider because it’d probably be less predictable. Same thing with me.
I’ve been spending a lot of my free time watching psychic fail videos. You know those people who claim they can talk to the dead? Yeah, they’re full of shit and it’s hilarious. Especially when they get it VERY wrong. I absolutely hate psychics. I think it’s evil to take advantage of grieving people for money, so it’s amazing to see them get humiliated.