Wednesday 20th April 2022
It’s a terrible idea to have a bedroom wall be just one big window and then have that window overlook a road. Long story short, I get more people looking in on me than me looking out at them. Especially when I’m getting changed. I had an old woman drive past and stare at my knob and bollocks.
My parents decided to drag me along to see a church this morning. It was proper old and was from like the 1500s or something. There was a staircase that went to the top. Do you remember what I said a while back about old places having low ceilings? Yeah, this place was no exception. Going up those stairs was a nightmare. I kept tripping on the uneven stairs and smacking my head on the shitty low ceiling. I definitely think people were shorter back then. They had some old tombs with those engravings of the dead people laying on top. You know? It sorta looks like when Han Solo was frozen in carbonite. Anyway, the sculptures of the people inside were shorter than the average person today, so maybe I’m right. It would make sense. People live longer in the modern day, so we have more time to grow.
I went to have a look round the church graveyard. They had some of those above ground graves that were like a little stone box. I tried looking through the cracks to see if I could see any bones. I couldn’t. I was very disappointed about that. We then went home.
My parents went to the beach again, but I stayed at home because I wanted to get some revision done. When they got back, they told me there was a wild pony on the beach and that it came up to them to say hello. I kinda regret staying at home now.