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I never got her phone number

Friday 25th Feb 2022

I did practically nothing today. I went to the shop to get milk and walked to the park. The nonce wasn’t there.

I was sitting on the park bench when a hot goth girl came and sat next to me. I said she looked like she came out of a Tim Burton movie. She got up and walked off. I never got her phone number.

I can’t be bothered to write a poem. I haven’t got anything interesting happening. I might come back to it later.

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