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I think a disabled kid shat himself

Wednesday 16th Mar 2022

More exams. Brilliant. Not a very exciting week, is it?

The separate room I go to is where they send all the disabled kids. I’m not there on my own. This results in some… interesting things happening in the exams. One of the disabled kids farted really loud in the middle of the exam. I genuinely think he shat himself.

After the exam had finished, I went to my science lesson. The girl sitting next to me said I’m lucky to be autistic. She said it means I get to park in the disabled parking spots. She’s not wrong, but if that’s the only good thing she can think about being autistic, maybe it isn’t all that great. At least it makes me a natural genius.

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