Friday 22nd April 2022
If it isn’t old women staring at my cock and balls, it’s window cleaners. That’s right, a window cleaner was at the house this morning while I was getting changed. The bad thing was that unlike the old woman who just drove past, this man had to slowly make his way round every window in the house. This house is practically made of windows. There’s at least one in every room, so I was fucked. I had to seek refuge in a bathroom because the window in that room is frosted. We’re leaving this place tomorrow, so it’ll be good to get away from being stared at while getting changed in the morning.
We didn’t do much today. We went to the beach, and I found a really old tobacco tin. It was covered in sand and other bits of sea life. I couldn’t tell how old it was because all the info on the tin was covered by rust.
We brought buckets and spades to the beach. I decided to dig a big hole because that’s what everyone does when they go to the beach. I got it to being about 4 feet deep but had to stop digging because it started to fill with water. We had to go home when my little sister threw sand in my little brother’s eyes. She is such a little shit.