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My lucky day!

Tuesday 22nd Mar 2022

Read an article that about how paranormal experts are saying “We are running out of ghosts” because the old ones are dying off. That explains why you never seen a dinosaur ghost. They say it’s to do with Wi-Fi or something. I honestly have no idea how a ghost can die, they’re already dead.

I found some ripped out pages from a porn magazine while walking to the bus stop. There was literally just a bunch of pictures of naked women laying about in a bush on the side of the road. You bet I took a few of them. My lucky day!

Got my English exam back that I did last week. I had to write an article on sweatshops. I did a very good job talking about how they are bad. I got a grade 6. The guy sitting next to me wrote about how he likes sweatshops and how child labour is cost-effective. I guess it just goes to show that in your English GCSE, it doesn’t matter what you write, it’s how you write it.

Mark installed a virus on his computer today at lunch. We all laughed at him.

I thought I’d try and impress the girls by doing press-ups. My mates pulled a funny joke on me by wiping bird poo on my back. If it’s not a bird shitting on me, my mates will do it for them. Good to know. I look like a right twat now and I didn’t impress anyone. Brilliant.

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