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She looks like if Blackpool was a person.

Friday 4th Mar 2022

In form, we did a world book day quiz because it was world book day yesterday. Would have made more sense to do it yesterday. There was a question about a book called No One Is Too Small to Make a Difference. We had to guess who wrote it. I said Warwick Davis. Turns out Greta Thunberg wrote it. I was disappointed because Warwick Davis is my favorite small person.

In PSHE, we went to the sports hall to play a game called kick mat rounders. No idea what that is. Sounds like the teacher just made it up. I think he’s running out of ideas. He explained the rules to us. I think it’s just normal rounders, except you kick a ball into a mat or something. I don’t really know; I wasn’t listening.

I’m not too keen on having a PE teacher as a form tutor because I hate sports. He is a lovely man though.

I keep catching Grace looking at me. Might be my imagination though. I want to ask her to be my date to prom, but I don’t think she’ll say yes. I don’t even know if she’s actually going or not. What I’m worried about is if I’ll regret not asking her though. I’ll think about it.

I know at the beginning of the diary I said I think young relationships are silly, and they are, but I think I’d like to have one. I said this on Valentine’s Day, but I’m jealous of the people that do have one. I’ve only liked 2 people in my lifetime. The first, I slammed her fingers in a door and the other was already dating someone. Not a great success rate. I don’t even know if I like Grace. I think she’s pretty and all that, but I don’t really know.

I don’t react well to being rejected. The last time that happened, I did that thing salty guys do when they get rejected and try to make the girl feel bad. I don’t think I ever ended up saying sorry. I wish I did. I still feel bad about it. I think I’d put that up on my list of most embarrassing things I’ve ever done. Up there with falling off the bus. I won’t do it again.

In science, the annoying girl kept talking over the teacher. She looks like if Blackpool was a person.

At lunch, Edward ate a Babybel (One of those cheese things). He also ate the wax case it came in.

I read somewhere that if you stare at someone’s forehead it makes them feel really uncomfortable. I tried it out on Joseph. I don’t think it matters if you stare at their forehead or not. If you stare at anyone anywhere, you’re going to make them uncomfortable. It probably isn’t a matter of “the forehead makes them more uncomfortable than if you stare anywhere else”, because I can think of way more uncomfortable places to stare. Whoever came up with that is an idiot.

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