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Talked to a flat earther

Thursday 24th Mar 2022

There is a guy with really big ears that gets on my bus. They are genuinely huge. They say a big nose means a big penis, is there a similar thing for ears?

One of the people in my form said they think the Earth is flat. His argument was that aeroplanes fly in a straight line and not slightly tilted down so that they keep the same elevation above the Earth. He said if the Earth was round and you flew in a straight line, you’d fly off the Earth. He said he once brought one of those spirit levels onto a plane and that the bubble was in the middle, so the Earth must be flat. I couldn’t be bothered to explain gravity to him because you just can’t win an argument against a stupid person. They never listen.

Some knobhead was twanging a ruler in maths. It really started to piss me off. I eventually told him to shut up.

Literally nothing else happened at school. I think my days are getting more and more dull.

When I got home, I baked some cookies. I ended up eating more cookie dough that actual baked cookies. I think I might get salmonella. It tasted nice though.

I found an old diary of mine from 2017. That was like 5 years ago. I had a read. The first entry was me talking about some new waterproof camera I got. I tried it out on holiday. It got water inside it and broke. Typical. I don’t think I’ve been more disappointed since. My writing hasn’t changed much in the past 5 years.

I wrote about the time I went on holiday to America as well. I wrote that we visited a disgusting lake that smelled like shit. I remember that. It genuinely ranked of egg. America was weird. I remember seeing a flag that said “God, guns and guts. America, let’s keep all 3!” I think that perfectly sums up America.

If you haven’t guessed, I’ve got so few ideas I’m literally writing about my old diary. I’m writing a diary entry about a diary entry. I have stooped that low. That reminds me, I haven’t written a poem this week. To be fair though, I did write 2 last week.

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