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We decided to crucify him

Monday 28th Mar 2022

There was dog poo at the bus stop this morning. It stank. The worst bit was the bus was late, so I had to stand around and smell it for about 15 minutes.

I got into school late, so I had to go straight to assembly. Everyone was already sat down when I walked in. luckily there were a bunch of empty seats on the edge of the aisle. There was a really pretty girl sitting on the edge next to an empty seat. I didn’t go sit next to her though because I was a massive pussy. Wasn’t that much of a loss though because you’re not allowed to talk to people in assembly anyway. If I see her at prom, she might be on my list of people I want to dance with.

Got PE now. I didn’t bring my PE kit in today because I hate PE. When the teacher came up to me to ask why I wasn’t in kit, she got hit in the head with a basketball. That is exactly the reason I hate PE. Shit like that happens all the time.

While standing around waiting for PE to end I decided to talk to my mate who works on a farm. He kept sneezing because he has hay fever. I said it’s probably not a good idea to work on a farm if you have hay fever.

Had maths next. My mate showed me some carpet burn on his arm. I asked how it happened and he told me he fell down the stairs and his arm rubbed on the carpet. I thought that story was kinda funny.

I keep finding shards of glass in my maths book. I think I might have accidentally smashed a glass or something while doing maths homework and didn’t clean it all up. Some of it might have made its way into my bag. Can’t be bothered to check though.

It’s Gen’s birthday today. We all had to sing happy birthday to her. I didn’t want to because I don’t like her. She’s really annoying. She’s the type of person who is always complaining about her anxiety and any minor inconvenience. She needs to shut up sometimes.

Saw a really hot girl at lunch. I wish I’d brought my sunglasses in today. You know how people can’t see what you’re looking at when you wear sunglasses? Exactly! You can look at all the hot girls without them knowing. Genius.

Talked to that flat Earth kid again. He says France doesn’t exist. He said he has been to France, and it looks suspiciously similar to Belgium. He now thinks France doesn’t exist and when you go to France, you actually go to Belgium.

Edward had brought in an Obi-Wan Kenobi action figure. We thought it would be funny to crucify him on a fence. We said Edward should bring in his other toys so we can re-enact the last supper. It is nearly Easter time after all. By the end of the year, we would have acted out the whole Bible with Star Wars toys.

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